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Everyone Might Be A Senator 1. Dismal Bleak Hopeless Radio Theatre Theme Song SAMUEL DES PAIR: Welcome to yet another episode of Dismal Bleak Hopeless Radio Theatre. I'm your host; Samuel Des Pair. On tonight's program we will feature a brand new musical by the vastly under-appreciated playwright; Shelter Belt. This dark and thought-provoking musical is entitled, "Everyone Might Be A Senator." It provokes the thought that "Everyone Might Be A Senator." Many of the other popular radio theatres will waste your time with garbage like comedy, but this production, just like every production on Dismal Bleak Hopeless Radio Theatre is guaranteed to be completely void of comedy. Prepare yourself for another fine and forlorn episode of Dismal Bleak Hopeless Radio Theatre.
DISMAL BLEAK HOPELESS RADIO THEATRE SINGERS:There's a lot of sadness and emotion in our radio dramas, our radio dramas SAMUEL DES PAIR: And now onto our production of "Everyone Might Be A Senator" by Shelter Belt. This dark musical begins when Johnny and Danny sit down to have a conversation and Johnny asks Danny:
2. Are You A Senator? Are you a senator?
3. Johnny And Danny Continue Their Conversation JOHNNY: Danny, I don't know who to trust anymore. DANNY: Johnny, I'm your friend! Well, most of the time. You can trust me! Well, most of the time. JOHNNY: How do I know you're not a senator? DANNY: Very few people are actually senators, Johnny. JOHNNY: Everyone might be a senator. HE was a senator and HE ruined me. I didn't know HE was a senator. HE was a senator. DANNY: Johnny, you need to move on. JOHNNY: Danny, how can I when I know that
4. A Senate Conspiracy Everyone might be a senator
5. My Baby Left Me For A Senator JOHNNY: Oh no, Danny, here comes Sally now. I loved her, but she left me for a senator. My baby left me for a senator
6. Sally, How Could You Do This To Me? JOHNNY: Sally, how could you do this to me? How could you leave me for a senator?
7. No One Can Love You Like A Senator Can Love You SALLY: Johnny, you're a sweet guy, but you just can't understand what it's like to be loved by a senator. You see, Johnny No one can love you like a senator can love you
SENATE: Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! JOHNNY: Sally, I could try to change Sally, I could try to be better than I am SALLY: Johnny, I'm sorry but, now that I have been with a senator I know for certain what I have always suspected; that No one can love you like a senator can love you
SENATE: Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
8. The Laughing Senate SENATE: Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! JOHNNY: Sally, why is the senate laughing at me? SALLY: They're not laughing at you, silly. They're just really happy to be in the senate. JOHNNY: I wish I could be happy. SALLY: Someday, you might be. Hmmm, MIGHT BE! Johnny, I just remembered something you once told me! You said everyone might be a senator! JOHNNY: I'm not. SALLY: But you might be and maybe we could find out together.
9. The Strangest Feeling JOHNNY: I get the strangest feeling around you I don't need all that power, I don't care if I'm wrong SALLY: I get the strangest feeling around you SALLY & JOHNNY: I don't need all that power, I don't care if I'm wrong
10. The Election Results JOHNNY: Sally, now that we sang that song together, I believe you could be right, I believe we could be happy, because I believe that Everyone might be a senator
11. Curtains SAMUEL DES PAIR: If that wasn't dismal, bleak, and hopeless, I would be terrified to find out what is. This is your host Samuel Des Pair and before we close tonight's program, I'm going to bring you a few words from our sponsors. For those of you who believe that we've compromised our integrity by airing advertisements from our sponsors, I would like to remind you that our sponsors have more integrity than a fully-extended middle finger. And now for a few words from our sponsors.
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14. Curtains Reprise SAMUEL DES PAIR: My, my, my, weren't those advertisements delightful. Now as a final treat this evening, we will leave you with a dark piece of music composed by the under-appreciated playwright Shelter Belt, sponsored by Compassionate Confrontationalists Incorporated, and performed by the Dismal Bleak Hopeless Symphony Orchestra. Please tune in for our program next week when we feature another dark musical by another vastly under-appreciated playwright. This has been Samuel Des Pair. Enjoy the Dismal Bleak Hopeless Symphony Orchestra.
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